Interview: A Day in the Life of Cedric T. Dummy, Crash-Test Professional
He is not here for fame. He is here for data. Also, he has strong opinions about seat belts.
Cedric T. Dummy
Crash-Test Professional
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Cedric T. Dummy is a crash-test professional and a distant relative of Editor-in-Chief Eleanor Dummy.
Q: How do you start your day?
A: I arrive early. I sit very still. People take my measurements. It is like fashion, but with more sensors.
Q: Biggest misconception?
A: That I enjoy the impact. I am a professional. I prefer a calm day with excellent safety outcomes.
Q: Favourite safety feature?
A: Seat belts. Quiet, effective, and never trying to go viral.
Q: Any message for readers?
A: Test your assumptions. Not with your face.
Cedric leaves us with a motto: "Take care of the details. They take care of you."
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